god, songs about ladies that don’t give a fuck what you think bc they are too good for that. fuck yeah.

MY INJURY IS NOT YOUR INJURY. MY LIMITS ARE NOT YOUR LIMITS.

KINDLY FUCK OFF.

Tags: corza rants

blazeberg:

I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible

(via thedoctorsherlockedmyheart)

notjackwhite:

jesus christ

(via winifredweatherboo)

I still can’t believe that I forgot my little four-foot-tall thin-as-a-rail angel gal had more than just super fucking heavy armor she wore and still flew in. She had the fucking 6-foot sword she used with one fucking hand. Arian Songbird, how I miss your bad-ass self.

Pretty sure she has scars across her face and wings, too. This gal. So going back home to fuck shit up.

@winifredweatherboo answered your question “Do i want to write more power bottom john, or write the…”

Gag sex toys used unironically are the best toys XD

john, why is there a silicone screwdriver in your bedside table.

it turns out they got me really nice, er, custom tools.

piefacemcgee:

animamundi-imaginationis:

I’ve seen a bunch or random character generators floating around, so I decided to make one myself! This is a FANTASY GIRL GENERATOR!, based of all those cute posts about diverse elves and mermaids and whatnot. Make a character, draw the character, and post it to the tag #fantasy girls. Just drag and drop, and get drawing!

DUDE. DUDE.

I got Centaur, Middle-Eastern, White hair, athletic/toned, bow and arrow, scarring/burns.

THAT IS THE COOLEST, MOST BADASS CENTAUR LADY I CAN THINK OF. I’D DRAW HER IF I HAD ANY, ANY GRASP OF EQUINE ANATOMY.

(Source: cartoon-trash, via speculativexenolinguist)

livelifeonlegendary:

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

(via consultingcumberbabe)

Do i want to write more power bottom john, or write the ever-so-skilled top john?

and dare i reference other relationships? hell, should i reference the gag gift sex toys john non-ironically uses?

How much just-about-sex do I make this first time? Ok. I know the answer to that one. But how kinky is their very emotionally charged sex?

char7es96:

tomorrowers:

mixyblue:

something i probably should have spent more time on

yes perfect.

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT!! I WAS GOING TO TRY BUT I WAS HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WORKING OUT HOW TO USE MUSIC SOFTWARE!!!

(via nietzstache)