thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

quasi-normalcy:

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."
"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."
"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"
"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"
"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."
"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"
"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."
"Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”

"Ace Hardware: Where ‘wood,’ in fact, refers exclusively to literal dead trees"

Grade A post

A+ ASEXUAL PUNS HERE :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

quasi-normalcy:

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."

"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."

"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"

"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"

"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."

"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"

"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."

"Ace Hardware: You can get Off in our repellent aisle

"Ace Hardware: Where ‘wood,’ in fact, refers exclusively to literal dead trees"

Grade A post

A+ ASEXUAL PUNS HERE :D

(via winifredweatherbee)

becausebirds:

This is the rare cardinal photographed in Dr. Larry Ammann’s back yard. It is a bilateral gynandromorph, which means it exhibits both male and female characteristics, split down the middle of its body. See additional images, that better show the split.

becausebirds:

This is the rare cardinal photographed in Dr. Larry Ammann’s back yard. It is a bilateral gynandromorph, which means it exhibits both male and female characteristics, split down the middle of its body. See additional images, that better show the split.

(via arainbowcupcake)

"Faggot"

sueishappy:

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

(via j-moriarty)

it’s thunderstorms and it’s so beautiful i can almost forgive the humidity building up to a night where it’s not too cool to stand on my patio as lighting splits the sky.

the coolest thing about it? watching lighting flash, lighting up the sky, and not hearing anything.

hxhlove:

"Hunter x Hunter" anime - Alluka playing with Sailor Moon and Texudu Mask dolls

"Sailor Moon" anime - “Greed Island” game showed in the background

If you haven’t known yet, the authors of the two manga - Yoshihiro Togashi and Takeuchi Naoko married and had 2 kids.

(via winifredweatherbee)

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

(Source: sandandglass, via sculllyy)

Sometimes it’s really nice to read a story with an abundance of flirting between friends, with no hints it means anything more.

Like, noblemen flirting with a girl- the type of flirting where it’s a bit tease and not at all a proposition for sex- to make her laugh and feel at home. Where her not being intimidated by them is the most important thing.

spinning-logic:

Such a sweetie.

Also, very cool that they’d have a massive page of translations for what Groot ‘really means’ when he speaks.

Vin’s such a fellow geek.

(via slashyking)

whenwolfsbaneblooms:

ignitesthestars:

glitzandshadows:

ignitesthestars:

starforged:

ignitesthestars:

booksmusicmoviesandmore:

glitzandshadows:

"I just want female protagonist YA high fantasy," I whisper desperately as I contemplate my stack of YA dystopia, urban fantasy, and historical fantasy library books

Here are my suggestions: The Grisha triology (Shadow and Bone, Siege and Storm, Ruin and Rising), the Throne of Glass series (The Assassin’s Blade, Throne of Glass, Crown of Midnight, *Heir of Fire*) and the Graceling Realm series (Graceling, Fire, Bitterblue)

*comes out September 2, 2014

Hope this was helpful and sorry if that was a rhetorical statement

I have read most of these! The only one I haven’t hit up is the Graceling series, which has been floating around on my radar but i have heard has a bad case of ‘not like the other girls’ syndrome.

Anything by Kelley Armstrong, I whispered from the darkness

ACTUALLY YES glitzandshadows Sea of Shadows by Kelley Armstrong is def YA High Fantasy with female protags (plural!), if you haven’t checked that out

I’ve read nearly all her YA EXCEPT for that one I’ve been slacking, ok excellent thank you so much!

your taste in books is superior let me just tell you

The Binding Knife quartet by Lois McMaster Bujold

The Oracle Prophecies by Catherine Fisher

Seraphina by Rachael Hartman

Howl’s Moving Castle and House of Many Ways by Diana Wynne Jones

Huntress by Malinda Lo

Merle Trilogy by Kai Meyer

Abhorsen trilogy by Garth Nix

The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett 

And not exactly high fantasy but:

The Katarina trilogy by Robin Bridges (Vaguely Alt history of late 1800s Russia)

The Chronicles of Faerie by O.R. Melling

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman

Frontier Magic trilogy by Patricia C. Wrede 

THEY’RE TECHNICALLY URBAN FANTASY BUT I’M GONNA REC THEM ANYWAYS:

Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

Wicked Lovely series by Melissa Marr

Non-YA recs:

Three Parts Dead by Max Gladstone (It’s the first in a series but I haven’t read the others yet so cannot say if they have female protags too)

The Inheritance Trilogy by N.K. Jemisin

Glamourist Histories by Mary Robinette Kowal

Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente 

And not exactly just female protag but:

Codex Alera by Jim Butcher

The Black Jewels series by Annie Bishop

Enjoy?

I also recommend all the books on this list Tamora Pierce is an amazing author and all of her books feature prominent female characters in a high fantasy setting. 

And an added bonus [IMO] is that she has two distinct world her stories take place on, and such a wide variety of main characters, you’re bound to find a story you’d like to invest in. :D

I’m VERY happy to hear that your friends aren’t buying his boolsheet. I think you should still publicly call him out. That kind too often get out of having their creeping brought to light. Mind you, that’s just my grumpy-on-your-behalf opinion. <3

sadly the only public venue i have for something like this is facebook, and my family knows none of what happened and i plan on keeping it that way, for my own sake.